Asheville, NC

Asheville, NC

I.TravellerPublished by Kevin Will · 2 hrs · 

The Mountaineer Inn
Asheville, NC
                                         * Scavenger Hunt Checklist *
                             Find an Asheville, NC motel with the following:
(Must have Vegas style larger than life neon signs to be entered into competition.)

1. Outside, screen doors at the each guestroom entrance.
   (Extra Points if it has outside "louvred" doors instead)                   - X
2. Push button telephone next to the bed with a separate
    earpiece/mouthpiece on a cord.                                                      - X
3. Creepy blue tile shower that is prohibitively skinny, precluding
    most Americans from using it.                                                        - X
4. Knotty pine panelling.                                                                    - X
5. Bed that collapses to the floor if you sit on the end of it                  .- X
6. First floor rooms with direct access to the parking lot,
   and entrance door locks that can easily be left unlocked by mistake. - X
- Bonus for any dead bug carcasses in excess of an inch in length
found on the carpet (or stains)                                                   - X - X
- Double bonus points if the local police charge into the parking lot
and bang on the room two doors down!!!                              - X - X - X

(doesn't count if they are carrying sandwiches for a guest in the witness protection program,  like in Athens, GA yesterday) ***

The Mountaineer Inn in Asheville

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